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So who is the GuitarNut? My name is John, I was born about fifty
years ago somewhat to the chagrin of my poor parents who foolishly thought that they were nearly done raising children when my brother
and sister were almost through high school.
I always wanted to play guitar and at about thirteen I finally earned enough paper-route money to buy a used Gretsch.
(What I wouldn't give to own that guitar now!) Unfortunately, before I had a chance to learn more than a couple of chords and the
intro to "Smoke on the Water" I discovered girls and quickly forgot about the guitar - thus demonstrating my uncanny foresight by not
realizing that guitars were a chick magnet and my early dating years would have been much more exciting had I kept at the guitar.
At nineteen I confirmed my uncanny wisdom and foresight by enlisting in the
Air Force and taking college classes at night after turning down an ROTC scholarship just the year before because, "I didn't have
any use for college or the military." I actually enjoyed my military career mostly because I loved my job as a flight simulator
technician. In 1988 they decided to close my career field and wanted me to take over a flight line shop - that
wasn't my cup of tea so I bailed out as a Master Sergeant with twelve years service and instantly more than doubled my total income by
taking a job as a software engineer with an aerospace contractor. (As a side note - anyone who believes that our military folks
are there for the "wonderful" pay and benefits doesn't have a clue!) I've worked mostly in software engineering and mostly for one
aerospace company or another ever since. I am presently a Systems Engineering Analyst developing courseware products for the
world's largest civilian aviation training company.
At thirty-eight I finally rediscovered the guitar - though I'm afraid it's been too little, too late. Even after
twelve years I'm still a decidedly average player and have had to face the sad fact that Jonny Lang and Eric Clapton have nothing to
fear from me. With my electronic background I can make almost any guitar or tube amp sound heavenly, as long as someone else is
playing it :(.
These days when I'm not laboring over a hot computer keyboard for my slave-driving boss (actually, she's a pretty good
boss, as bosses go) you can find me tinkering on a guitar or amp. If you're ever in the Fort Worth, Texas area on a Sunday morning you can
experience the misfortune of hearing me play with the praise team at
Maplewood Baptist Church in North Richland Hills.
I'm easy to spot, I'm the fat guy hiding between the shrubs in the back with great overdriven tone and ten thumbs, sweating
profusely as he tries to make it through each song without screwing up so badly that he gets booted from the band.
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